Pros and Cons: Immortality

I’ve been watching True Blood, so tonight I’m going to list the pros and cons of immortality.

PROS 

  • you don’t die
  • your financial investments have time to grow tremendously
  • you get to see what spaceships will look like
  • you have time to travel the world and learn all new languages
  • you probably have a lot of Facebook friends
  • you get more husbands
  • you can get a beer with your great-great-great-great-great grandkids
  • you get to see what beer of the future tastes like
  • beer

CONS

  • you watch the people you love die off
  • you have more AP Style changes to keep up with
  • you’ll probably still die when the world collapses from global warming
  • you never get senior citizen discounts
  • you have to spend a lot of time at the DMV because your license still expires every 7 years
  • you have a ton of dead pets (***double weight***)
  • you never belong in this world

As you can see, the immortality pros outweigh the immortality cons. Obviously there is nothing I can do to become immortal (please let me know in the comments if you know of anything) but for the record, I would like to be immortal.

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